Humans are confusing

at least, to me. The following things summarize many different events in my life, btw, not just one specific event.
      Really, as a general rule, I'm that crazy weirdo that says weird things that make no sense and runs around trying to play a broken violin during lunch. I tend to be able to stay on the good side of people, usually, I cause extreme laughter and facepalms. But the truth is, I cause lots of people to get mad at me, not that I try to piss people off or anything, but I just do. Usually I have no idea how I pissed them off, but in any case, I feel really really really guilty. As you can imagine, I have learned that when people are mad at you, they tend not to want to explain to you why they're mad at you. Sometimes they'll accept an apology, other times they won't, and when they don't, that what really hurts. I mean, even if they don't say "It's okay," they can just pretend that nothing happened (It seems many people prefer this method), and move on like they used to, or they could reach a silent understanding between eachother, and just make up without having to talk to eachother, but when they just straight out refuse to listen to you and ignore you... well that hurts, because I don't understand. I'm trying to fix whatever wrong I did to you, but you won't let me. Does that mean you don't want to ever forgive me and you just want to hate me forever? I don't understand.
      I also happen to be able to confuse people very easily, which, when I use it purposefully, works in my favor, and in cases where I don't me to, doesn't. For example, I could say something and people would confuse it for me making fun of them. Or, I could confuse my brother until he no longer remembered that he came to ask me to help him on his homework (or that he'd no longer think that I'd be a good person to ask for help). I also tend to switch subjects quite randomly, without any logical reason, so sometimes, the topic of my sentences aren't quite clear, since I don't really change the subject, I just jump over, from "I like pineapples, even though they have an enzyme that basically digests the protein in your mouth," to "It (the sky) is so blue today!" and then people are asking me things like "What do you mean pineapples are so blue today?" I can also end up changing my speech from first person to third to even second and rarely, talk as if talking to a nonexistent person. That last one confuses people ALOT.
    The thing is, when I talk, I very easily fall into a ranting mode, where instead of trying to be a more logical and normal, I guess, human, I just start saying whatever is in my mind and keep talking. Minds move really fast.
      ANYWAYS NEXT TOPIC.
      People seem to like to tell me their problems, worries, ect, and ask me for my advice. I don't really understand why they do this, because I make very illogical and usually bad decisions, and have trouble making decisions for myself, e.g. Should I buy a bagel or the parfait? (it can take me up to an hour to decide), nevertheless other people. Despite this, I've been told by the people that ask me for advice that just having someone listen to their troubles is good enough, and that I have a different way of viewing things, which is apparently supposed to help. I really doubt myself when I help people make decisions, because I know that many times when I tell people things, I screw things up, and when I make decisions, I screw up too. I don't want to tell people things just to make them screw up. It makes me feel guilty, because I told them something, and in the end, by doing that something and listening to me, they are punished.
    But of course, nobody's perfect, and everyone has to tough it up and become mature, even me. Everyone has to learn to deal with the responsibility of making decisions, be able to handle the consequences. We live in a tough world, where you either learn to integrate into society, defy society and change it, or become an outcast, that well, probably lives a life of poopiness.

Enough of the philosophical alien for today, let me move on.
 TODAY I LEARNED
  1.Portobello mushrooms are just grown up button mushrooms. This makes me annoyed. I thought it was a totally difference species or something.
  2. In sunburn, the one inevitable thing is that you skin will end up peeling off. Even if it didn't look red or feel hot, it will someday start peeling off, even if that day is a whole week later.
  3. Once you know that you need chapstick, it's too late for chapstick.

Time for me to go to sleep!
Sweet dreams, and cheers(because, i'm absolutely british)!